Last night we had a little scare at our house.  I already posted a warning on Facebook, but for those without accounts, here's what we experienced.

CAUTION: READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.  IMAGES MAY WARP YOUR FRAGILE MIND

We received a gift box from Harry & David's.  It was sent from Alicia's grandparents (thanks, Don and Marline!), and while we were admiring the goodies found within, Nate disappeared with the inner box liner. We don't know what happened to the boy, but what emerged to confront us was hideous and deranged...

Boxface emerges from his lair to rain havoc upon the innocent.

Not even a missing front tooth slows Boxface's onslaught. His bloodlust is insatiable.

In a moment of desperate hope, the boy trapped within Boxface's facade struggles free! Can he escape the power that is Boxface?!

Alas, escape was not to be. The powerful charisma of Boxface wins out over suggestions of tooth-brushing and bedtime stories. Here we see Boxface's mutation proceeds apace: note the rudimentary eyebrows and vestigial third eye.

Again, Nate struggles to free himself from the evil clutches of Boxface.

No! At the crucial moment, Mother of Boxface appears to seal the boy's fate as she deftly lures him back to the cold embrace of the box liner...

Boxbro appears to bolster Mother of Boxface's ploy, making escape all but impossible...

The metamorphosis continues apace now, unfettered by resistance. Note the *second* set of hastily drawn eyebrows a full six inches above the first set!

Displaying his alternate configuration, Boxbro just adds insult to injury...show-off...

The process is now complete. Boy and box have merged irrevocably. Where once there was a boy there is now only Boxface!
All look upon Boxface and despair!!!!